in class this morning i had a girl come and tell on another girl for making an inappropriate gesture at her.  i go to her and say "what'd you do to whatshername?"

"well, she said i have issues and..." (cut off at this point by me)

"i didn't ask about her, i asked what you did."

"nothing."

"try again."

"i (shows me inappropriate gesture)."

"you made me ask you three times before you decided to be honest?  go sign a ticket."

so anyways, since this kid said that the girl who ratted her out had said she had issues i have to go check that out, so i ask her "what'd you say to whatshername before she started making gestures to you?"

"nothing."

"you didn't say anything?  didn't tell her she had issues?"

"yes."

"so you didn't tell me the truth when i asked you the first time.  you go sign too then."

guh.